how to know if you are local
HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE LOCAL:
1. If you wake up in the morning and all you do to wash your yeye mouth is chewing stick instead of using toothbrush
2. when you are used to eating soup, without fish or meat. 3. when you prefer sleeping on the mat rather than matress
4. when you prefer ogi, akamu, pap to hot tea.
6: If you call mineral instead of coca cola or fanta
7. If you call all noodles indomie
8. If you ask for Guguru instead of Popcorn.
9. If Omo Ghetto sound track is your ring tone.
10.When you prefer Ogogoro to Champagne.
11. If you use broom as a tooth pick.
12. If Toyota logo is at d back of your jeans. 13. If Wizkid mentioned your name in Pakurumo.
14. If you adjust your undies while walking. 15. If you say YEH! instead of ouch.
16. If you use padlock to lock your Fridge. 16. If Africa Magic is your favourite channel.
17. If you eat bread and akara with seven up on top and pure water,
18. If after reading this you sigh because you are guilty of one of them if not all,
19. If you think this post is not funny and needs no comment and no like.
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